A Superficial Choice

We all know politics is mostly superficial. Since we are going to be saddled with one brand of superficiality or another, and, like it or not, will not be able escape it short of becoming hermits, I thought it would be interesting to know which brand of superficiality people preferred.

Brand A

The first brand I'll call the trailer-trash but went to Yale and accumulated lots of money without producing a thing of value brand.

Here Illustrated:

Do you really want to have to look at that for four years?

Brand B

The second brand I'll call made lots of money, produced lots of jobs, but got caught up in a savior complex brand. Here illustrated:

I know it's superficial, but if I have to have either of these brands thrown in my face for four years, I much prefer brand B.